I have never been so offended as I have tonight and it takes a lot to offend me.
Someone emailed a complaint into my place of employment and you will never guess what they complained about.
Yes they complained about my boobs.
I could not make this stuff up.
The complaint stated that when their child tried to grab a hot plate out of my hand, I snatched it back saying "It's hot." Then by placing the plate directly in front of their child who was sitting on the far side of the table, my cleavage was planted in their salad bowl.
Seriously? I have 38DD's. I am not some porn star sized woman who can fill a salad bowl with my boobs. I am conscious of my boobs too. I do not want to knock over your glass or something else. Why would I place my boobs in your food? The answer is I would not.
Instead of you being grateful that I would not allow your child to grab a hot plate out of my hand, you focus on my boobs. What is wrong with you? Do you not have enough in life to keep you busy?
What is even worse is that my employer has taken this complaint seriously. So be careful ladies, you may get a verbal warning for having luscious tatas.
